October 2011
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Ek sardar apni unparh maa se phone pe
Ek sardar apni unparh maa se phone pe: Maa mein sunday ko pakistan aa raha hon
Maa: Wah potar looki jahaz te aande ne
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tu sunday te awain ga.
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Ek baap apni beti se beti tum nd kbi
Ek baap apni beti se: beti tum nd kbi koi aisa kaam kya h js se mera sir ooncha hua ho?Beti: yad karen papa ek bar maine apke sir k neche 3 takiye rakhy thy.
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Im looking for the man who shot my paw
I
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This is Heaven This old man and old
This is Heaven
This old man and old woman (husband and wife) die and go to heaven. There, St. Peter gives them the ..
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My no is changd Plz note my New no
My no. is changd. Plz note my New no. is 100, plz call me 2 comfrm. Mera naukar uthaye to 2-4 galiya de dena. Bada kamina hai, apne aap ko Police kehta hai….
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Ek Sardar Tha ha ha ha ha Us ke 2
Ek Sardar Tha:
ha ha ha ha
Us ke 2 bachy they
Woh Rozana
Kaam per jata tha
Buhaat Mahanti tha
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Had ho gai
Uper Hansa diya Tha na
Ab Bass Yaar.
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No one is too young for love because
No one is too young for love, because love doesn
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5 Sardar aur 1 Pathan Helicopter ki
5 Sardar aur 1 Pathan Helicopter ki Rassi se latke Huwe thay.
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Pilot ne kaha Load ziyada hai 1 fard ko Koodna hoga,
Yeh sun kar Pathan ne kaha
K Rassi Ko Chorne Ki Qurbani Mai Daita Hun!
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Ye Sun Kar Saray Sardar Taalian Bajane Lage….
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Do you know what really amazes me about
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Sardar ko uski wife ne apne boobs suck
Sardar ko uski wife ne apne boobs suck kerne ko kaha, Sardar thodi der chusne k baad ronay laga.. Sardarni,
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Anti Misba k Gharelo Totkey Agar kisi
Anti Misba k Gharelo Totkey:
Agar kisi din aap ko Khudkushi karni ho,
To Pankhe se latak k khudkushi kr lein.
Latkne se pehle ye zaror dekh lein k Pankha TABEL FAN wala ho.
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Sardarji got the fourth child He fills
Sardarji got the fourth child. He fills data in the birth certificate. Mother: Sikh. Father: Sikh. Kid: Chinese. How come you write Chinese when both parents are Sikh? Aah, read a newspaper, it says that every 4th person born on the Earth now is a Chinese.
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Principal asked PreM Why r u late all
Principal asked PreM:Why r u late?all ur classmates came to d class on tymI rplied:
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Teacher Test yaad hai Student Miss me
Teacher:Test yaad hai? Student:Miss me Jaise hi prhne betha to light chali gai,baad mein is dar se parhne nahi betha, k kahin meri waja se phir light na chali jay.
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Ek Bacha paida hoty he nurse sy boola
Ek Bacha paida hoty he nurse sy boola..!
Mobile hia kia
Nurse.. Haan hai.. lakin tu kia kary ga..
Bacha.. khuch nahi bas God ko miss call karnii hai k main pohanch giya hon:-p:D
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AIK POLICE INSPECTER APNI BARAT WALI
AIK POLICE INSPECTER APNI BARAT WALI CAR MAIN BETHA LARKI WALOON KI TARAF JARAHA THA PECHAY BARATIAN KI BUS ARAHEE THE ……………….. POLICE INSPECTER NAY APNAY SATHI KO CALL KAR KAY KAHA KAY AIK BUS HUMARA BARI DAIR SAY PECHA KAR RAHEE HAY ISAY ROO
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Teacher to Pathan Make a sentence in
Teacher to Pathan: Make a sentence in which one word is repeated twice.
Pathan: If aLara Dutta marries Brain Lara, She will become Lara Lara…. Bolo Tararara
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Sir Bachcho kasam khao kabhi saraab
Sir: Bachcho kasam khao kabhi saraab, cigarette nahi piyoge,
non-veg nahi khaoge.
Bachche: Nahi karenge sir
Sir: Kahbi ladki nahi chhedoge
Bachche: Theek hai sir
Sir: Jua nahi kheloge
Bachche: OK sir
Sir: Desh k liye jaan bhi de doge
Bachche: De denge sir, Aise bhi aise jaan ka aur karenge bhi kya
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Major Rohail Why my mom was charged 40
Major Rohail: Why my mom was charged 40% annual tax?
Officer: Sir tax is 30% on Commercial Property and extra 10% for Public use.
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If U care 4ME I care 4U U miss ME I
If U care 4ME,I care 4U; U miss ME,I miss U;U like ME,I like U;U msg ME,I msg U;U forget ME, I
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Father Thanks a lot doctor for saving
Father:
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Men have a much better time of it than
Men have a much better time of it than women; for one thing, they marry later; for another thing, they die earlier.
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Man Sardar jee aap ko garmi lagti hai
Man:Sardar jee aap ko garmi lagti hai to kia karte ho
Sardar:AC k pas ja k beth jata hon
Man:Agar phir bhi garmi lagay to
Sardar:To A/C on kar laita hon
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A pathan said to his frnd quot mujhy
A pathan said to his frnd:
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Way To Live
Way To Live …
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Shadi ke dusre din beti apni maa se
Shadi ke dusre din beti apni maa se -
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American to SARDAR Hamaray country mn
American to SARDAR!!
Hamaray country mn 90% shadian E-Mail se hoti hain.
Sardar: Kamal hy…..
Hamaray tu 1% b E-Mail se nhi hoti hn 100 ki 100% FEMALE se hoti hain!!
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Banta sent sms to Santa Bhejne wala
Banta sent sms to Santa: Bhejne wala mahan, padhne wala gadha.
Santa got angry and replied: Bhejne wala gadha, padhne wala mahan.
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Deadly IQ Question Pathan to Santa
Deadly IQ Question.Pathan to Santa: “where is abu dabi ?”Santa:“jithy Ami Dabi,Ody naal e zara para kr k Abu dabi”:-)
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What do u do if a sardar throws a pin
What do u do if a sardar throws a pin at u???? Ans) Run like hell…coz he
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Pay Waao Zabar PO Noon Sakin PON Kaaf
Pay Waao Zabar
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Ek Pathan Ne Apny Chemistry K Professor
Ek Pathan Ne Apny Chemistry K Professor Se
Aisa Sawal Pucha K Woh Sun Kar Pagal Hogaya.
Sawaal Tha:
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Sir! Naswar Ka Chemical Formula Kya Hai?
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Aik pathan nadi ke kenare nahara tha ke
Aik pathan nadi ke kenare nahara tha,ke aik admi aya aur uske kapre chori karke bhaga.Pathan ne awaz mari ,O laka kapre rakhle magar naswar to deja,
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Boy friend Darling I love u
Boy friend:Darling,I love u.
Girlfriend:Kutte ke bache….
Boyfriend:Kya!
Girlfriend:Kitne cute hote hain na.
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Jeeto U know husband wife arent
Jeeto: U know, husband wife aren
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Santa and banta were walking on the
santa and banta were walking on the road and a well shaped lady was walking infront of them santa: kia maal hai yaar banta: yaar, maal se yaad aya bhabhi ka kia haal hai??
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Bijli aaj kal tu dakhoo is bijli kiya
Bijli
aaj kal tu dakhoo is bijli kiya ha kamal
itnay zaida han ka milti nahe in ki masal
har roz load shading huti ha puray mulk ma
or rat koo mashroun na kar diya ha bura hal
rutay han doukandar bathay rat koo ghar ma
ka woo dokan band na karhan in ki nee yeh majal
or joo time pa badn na karay dukan dokandar tu
hakumat karay na jurmana na asa nee sawal
lagta ha ka hakumat bee flop ha or...
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When she walked into the Haunted House
when she walked into the Haunted House, she came back out with a Job Application!
September 2011
289 posts
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Santa Opened Xerox Shop And Put A Big
Santa Opened Xerox Shop And Put A Big Cool Board Outside: Xerox Done In All Language
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A man phoned asked Hello is it
A man phoned
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Dosti ki A sedosti ki B sedosti ki C
Dosti ki A sedosti ki B sedosti ki C sedosti ki D sedosti ki E sedosti ki F sedosti ki G se dosti ki … se dosti ki … se dosti ki … se dosti ki … se dosti ki X sedosti ki Y sedosti ki Z se AB SABSE DOSTI HO CHUKI HAI
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Sardar Will U marry after I die Wife
Sardar: Will U marry , after I die.Wife : No I will live with my sister.
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Santa Singh and Banta Singh were
Santa Singh and Banta Singh were sitting on a tree and Santa Singh was singing a song.
After 4 songs Santa Singh hung himself upside downand started singing again.
Banta Singh : Santa Singh what is the matter with you Why are you hanging upside down
Santa Singh : I am singing the B side.
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Sardar kal mere pita jikuve me gir gaye
Sardar:
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Yo mamas so fat when she fell in love
Yo mama
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Teacher Why is your nose red Max I
Teacher: Why is your nose red? Max: I smelled a b-rose. Teacher: But there is no
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Teacher 2 GOLU Tum Me Kuch Kamiya Hai
Teacher 2 GOLU - Tum Me Kuch Kamiya Hai.GOLU Next Day Coat Pant Pehan K Aata Hai.Teacher: Whats This.? GOLU - Raymond, The Complete Man..
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Santa sent SMS to his BOSS Me sick no
Santa sent SMS to his BOSS: Me sick, no work.
Boss SMS back: When I am sick I kiss my wife try it.
Two hours later Santa sms 2 boss: Me ok, ur wife very sweet.
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An Elephant meets an Ant Ant Haathi
An Elephant meets an Ant Ant : Haathi tumhari umar kitni hai Elephant: Paanch Saal Ant : Paanch Saal aur itnay bade Elephant: I AM A COMPLAN BOY !!
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Teacher pappu name one important
Teacher: pappu, name one important thing we have today that we didn
