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Teacher 2 GOLU Tum Me Kuch Kamiya Hai

Teacher 2 GOLU - Tum Me Kuch Kamiya Hai.GOLU Next Day Coat Pant Pehan K Aata Hai.Teacher: Whats This.? GOLU - Raymond, The Complete Man..

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Dad Kyu Ro Rahe Ho Beta Chintu

Dad: Kyu Ro Rahe Ho Beta?Chintu: Teachar Ne Mara..!Dad: Tumne kuch Galti Ki Hogi.!!Chintu: Nhi dady Mai Toh Aaram se So Raha Tha..!

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Santa to Banta Yaar Mujhe Tennis ki

Santa to Banta: Yaar Mujhe Tennis ki Bahut Knowledge Hai….!! Chahe Kuch Bhi Pooch Le . .

Banta: Accha To Ye Bataaa ki Tennis Ke Net Mai Kitne holes Hote Hai??

Tagged: knowledgechahepoochsantabhikuchbahutbantahaitennis

1 DAFA kuch log picnic pe ja rahe thay

1 DAFA kuch log picnic pe ja rahe thay k raste main unki van kharab ho gai. Driver ne kaha k kuch log utar k van ko dhakka lagae… Ye sunn kr 5pathan foran neechay otaray aur VAN ko kafi der dhakka dene ki koshish karte rahe par VAN 1 inch b agay na badhi. Aakhir kar, Driver pareshan ho k VAN se neechay otara to dekha k 2 pathan, van k agay ki taraf se dhakka laga rahe thay aur 3 pathan peechay ki taraf se… hahaha ;D ;-

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Vodka water injurs kidney rum water

vodka water=injurs kidney
rum water=injurs liver
whisky water=injurs heart
gin water=injurs brain
lagta hai saala pani mein hi kuch locha hai…:-)

Tagged: saalabrainlagtakidneypanilivermeinkuchhaiheart

1 Sardar Ji aur 1 Pathan UK Gaye

1 Sardar Ji aur 1 Pathan UK Gaye. Airport Officer ne Naam Pucha . Pathan: Umar Daraz Bhatti. . Officer: English Mai Bolo Pathan kuch Dair Sochne k Baad: Long Life Oven. . Peeche Sardar Khara Tha, . Wo bola: I am Beautiful Red Underwear . Officer: What . Sardar: Mera Naam hai Sundar Laal Chadda.

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Police to Santa Tumhara Dost kaise

Police to Santa :

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Zakham kuch aise bhi apno NE diye hai

Zakham kuch aise bhi apno NE diye hai mujhko,
AB koi haath milata hai to Dar lagta hai,

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Naya Saal Hum Manaye n Kaise Wo

Naya Saal Hum Manaye n Kaise
Wo Khushiya n Wo Dil Laye n Kaise
Kuch Sapne Aise Hain Jin Ki Tabeer Na Milegi
Naye Saal Me Hum ko Benazir Na milegi :-

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Sardar 2 Sardarni coca cola peetay huye

Sardar 2 Sardarni coca cola peetay huye: Janu main tumharay kaan main kuch kahon?
Sardarni: (Sharmatay huye) kaho ji.
Sardar: BrrrrRrrrrr…

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