5 Sardar aur 1 Pathan Helicopter ki
5 Sardar aur 1 Pathan Helicopter ki Rassi se latke Huwe thay.
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Pilot ne kaha Load ziyada hai 1 fard ko Koodna hoga,
Yeh sun kar Pathan ne kaha
K Rassi Ko Chorne Ki Qurbani Mai Daita Hun!
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Ye Sun Kar Saray Sardar Taalian Bajane Lage….
Teacher to Pathan Make a sentence in
Teacher to Pathan: Make a sentence in which one word is repeated twice.
Pathan: If aLara Dutta marries Brain Lara, She will become Lara Lara…. Bolo Tararara
A pathan said to his frnd quot mujhy
A pathan said to his frnd:
Ek Pathan Ne Apny Chemistry K Professor
Ek Pathan Ne Apny Chemistry K Professor Se
Aisa Sawal Pucha K Woh Sun Kar Pagal Hogaya.
Sawaal Tha:
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Sir! Naswar Ka Chemical Formula Kya Hai?
Aik pathan nadi ke kenare nahara tha ke
Aik pathan nadi ke kenare nahara tha,ke aik admi aya aur uske kapre chori karke bhaga.Pathan ne awaz mari ,O laka kapre rakhle magar naswar to deja,
Pathan me ne khat likha tha k meri
Pathan: me ne khat likha tha k meri shadi per ana tum q nahi aye.
2nd Pathan: mujhe khat mila he nahi.
1st: me ne likha tha k khat mily ya na mily tum zaror ana.
Pathan ApN gRlFrNd k sAtH dAtE k L Ye
Pathan ApN. gRlFrNd k sAtH dAtE k L.Ye O.L Me.N NaHa k JaTa Ha.
Gf: Ap O.L Me.N k.uN nAhAy
Pathan: Me.nE sUnA tHa k
HaR cH.Z MeEzAn Me.n AcH. LaGt. Ha.;-
Pathan Vs Sardar Pathan 2 sardar
Pathan Vs Sardar Pathan 2 sardar: Bakre ki zubaan pakai hai khao ge ? Sardar: Main mun se nikli hui cheez nahi khata. Pathan: To phir anda bana don… ;-
1 DAFA kuch log picnic pe ja rahe thay
1 DAFA kuch log picnic pe ja rahe thay k raste main unki van kharab ho gai. Driver ne kaha k kuch log utar k van ko dhakka lagae… Ye sunn kr 5pathan foran neechay otaray aur VAN ko kafi der dhakka dene ki koshish karte rahe par VAN 1 inch b agay na badhi. Aakhir kar, Driver pareshan ho k VAN se neechay otara to dekha k 2 pathan, van k agay ki taraf se dhakka laga rahe thay aur 3 pathan peechay ki taraf se… hahaha ;D ;-
Ek pathan ko school main techear ne
Ek pathan ko school main techear ne kaha:
Translet into english
(Ham Sab Umeed Se Hain)
Pathan:
We are all Pregnant.
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